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Malaprop"s Bookstore
A bookstore and queer bar in the same place.
The average Buncombe County native when they opened their last property tax bill.
It sure is a good thing that all of the crack heads and monkeys live in public housing! We would hate for them to pay for anything!
Assville City Council in Closed Session!
Working late tonight honey?
Funny how Assville has forgotten it's roots!
Larry Blunt!
The new Mayor of Assville!
Darcel without her wig!
Queer rally in Assville!
This is cool! Get em boys!
Biltmore Farms, The Boss Hog Of Assville!
The Cecil family holds the title to Assville and has more than enough money to buy off any local politician. Why don't we cahnge from Assville to Cecilville!
Local Assville trash
This is the norm in the Downtown area
Shirley Hemphill
From Assville, NC! She appeared on the tv show "What's Happening" from 1976-1979! One less welfare check in a sea of crack dealers! Big deal!
Darcel Crimes
What you talkin bout Willis?
Vanderbilt"s Biltmore Estate
A run down, cheesy, wannabe theme attraction, yankee tourist trap in Assville. We only show you 15% of the picture because that is all they will let you see after you pay the inflated admission. They remainder of the house is run down and in shambles from years of neglect.
Assville"s most famous psycho!
Eric Rudolph! The most notable person ever from Assville!
Brainwashing at it"s best!
Cable access losers. Take a bath before you film yourselves please.
ACLU takes Assville to court!
They claim Assville overcharged for a beaner protest march! Damn, now the hippies are turning on each other! HAHAHA!
OK, we get it! Warren Haynes of the Allman Brothers Band is from Assville!
Now shut the hell up! Maybe you could tell everyone about the real crime that you don't report.
This is a new local.
A fine example of what it takes to move into Assville and instantly get a blog with the local propagandist newspaper!
This is how adults behave in Assville
This is actually news worthy in the local fishwrapper of a paper!
The Mayor Of Assville North Carolina!
FOODSTAMPS FOR EVERYONE!
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